shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
